everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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