Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i dont even know how to be here
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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