i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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