what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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