I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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