we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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