Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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