Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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