Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
