I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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