3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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