that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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