I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.