we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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