What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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