I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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