Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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