You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
