are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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