Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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