the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize