he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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