Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
