I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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