This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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