He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
