i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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