i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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