Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
