Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize