Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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