Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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