Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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