we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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