OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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