I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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