I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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