last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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