trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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