Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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