Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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