remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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