At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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