Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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