You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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