So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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