who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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