you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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