i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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