Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
How's work?
Spinning.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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