is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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