kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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