So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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