I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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