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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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