Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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